Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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