I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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