So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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