Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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