meet me or not, i'm out of control
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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