Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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