i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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