Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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