I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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