So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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