i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
