Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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