I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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