Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish my penis had a tongue
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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