Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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