Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it because I queefed?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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