Duck Duck Cougar?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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