at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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