I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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