I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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