he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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