Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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