and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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