would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She bit a glass in half.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
