Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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