god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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