didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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