Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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