Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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