did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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