Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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