sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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