She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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