he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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