You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
