did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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