we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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