I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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