Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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