i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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