Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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