mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I could fuck to npr.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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