So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This is my gift to your gina
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My vagina is officially offended.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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