apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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