Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i barfeds in our rink
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
