What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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