Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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