im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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