I don't think brook has ever known best
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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