last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
do nipples grow back?
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