We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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